madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

electrikmoonlight:

turntechgeneticist69:

sinkingincminor:

omg it’s all so clear now

JUST LET ME AND MY CRACKERS BE.

I crave all of them, what does that mean

it means your jealous…

bryanchoppertagteam:

magicalmanhattanproject:

if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties

Ladies real talk

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

CP